The Wrong Number (Ambassador to the Stars)

This is the humorous misadventures of Steve White, who was taking a stroll and looking out over a small pond to see if any of the turtles were out. When suddenly, he finds himself over 400 light-years away. Surrounded by strange aliens and desperately trying to find a way out of this impossible situation. He "fakes it” and accepts the role of the Earth Ambassador to the Pathless, the somewhat insectoid partial humanoid 4-sexed race he now finds himself with. His goal is to return to the Earth. Their goal is much harder to understand. They want him to be the trade ambassador. But what do they want from the Earth, and what can they offer the Earth in return? The aliens eventually agree to send him back to Earth, but they insist he bring two of their race along. One is a female that metamorphosed into what almost passes as a human. The other in their normal form. When he arrives back on Earth, things get strange fast.