Rec-League Softball

The perfect gift book for your favorite imperfect softball player.

Rec-League Softball: n. a sport, similar to baseball, except played with larger, softer, slower balls by larger, softer, slower players. Whimsical words for weeknight warriors--this irreverent softball dictionary includes essential terms such as: Beer: A miracle substance that relieves a player’s anxiety about failure while simultaneously causing failure. Collide: When two players call “I got it” and don’t hear each other, they often collide. From the Latin co (both) and lied (said they would catch it). Subs: Players who replace the starting team when the puddles on the field get too deep.

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