Cleave the Sparrow Author's Edition

"Tom Small is a strange loop. Thirty-six years old. Never kissed a girl. Never held someone’s hand. Blitzed on ketamine half the day. Nuclear bomb strapped to his waist, and he’s the president of the United States for some reason. Could be worse, though. He’s not Jill Stein. And he has, within his grasp, a surefire method for saving the country, the universe—and possibly even you. You see, Tom knows why you’re confused and unhappy. Why you wake in the night with a lonely, mournful aching in your chest, in your throat. His cure is very simple, and it doesn't cost a thing. All you have to do is cleave the sparrow..."--Page [4] of cover.