Are My Children Stupid?: And Other Mysteries of the Universe

This is not a serious book. Simply quietly purchase this. When the sweet, sweet Amazon package arrives, discretely put it on your bookshelves and leave it there. There is no information in this book. It has printed on every page, 'Apparently, you're curious and smart... ...go to your parents and say this code, "Apparently, I'm a good egg" (wink)'. It may take days, weeks, or years until your children discover this book and give you "the code".