The Night I Met Jesus

My brothers and sisters, I'd like to share with you this true story of when I was blessed with being in the presence of Jesus during a near death experience. From this experience I absorbed knowledge and insight into the reality of the living Jesus, as well as the awesome destiny that is ours with Him. While engaged in a physical altercation with my friend I suddenly found myself hovering in spirit form inside a vertical passageway. As Jesus drew nearer to me from above, I began to acquire a deeper understanding of the good news regarding various topics such as life after life, quantum travel, the fact that Jesus is a forgiving soul, and that, yes, Jesus does have a sense of humor.