Mighty Morg

The plan was simple. Find a small, defenseless town, blow some fire and wreak some mayhem, spirit off a fair maiden, then wait in comfort for a knight to come to the rescue-one more shiny new shell for his rare collection. What could possibly go wrong? How about everything. When the defenseless town sets a malicious trap, the fair maiden turns out to be a fat halfwit, a cranky old hero tries to settle a personal vendetta, and the company of brave knights gets lost in the woods, all of Morg's carefully laid plans go up in smoke. Coming face to face with their sly intellect and boundless depravity as never before, he is forced to reevaluate everything he once thought he knew about humans.