There's Nothing More Boring Than a Rock

Rocks are the most boring things on this planet. Right? Or is that what they WANT us to think?? In this comic guidebook we'll finally learn the truth about rocks, and explore their deepest, darkest secrets. Hey, some of them live in caves, and it IS dark in there! For instance, did you know that rocks don't like meatheads, er, I mean humans, very much? It's true. Maybe we shouldn't blame them. I mean, we have treated them like, well, rocks. THERE'S NOTHING MORE BORING THAN A ROCK is a comic mash-up filled to the brim with funny "facts," and a teeny-weeny bit of real information sprinkled on top (don't worry, it won't upset the digestion). It was written for elementary-age kids who are straddling the gulf between knowing how to read, and learning to love it. When reading is fun, kids will read.