Last Call

Is it a habit of yours to be staggering around some dive bar at 3:00 a.m., as some coked-out bartender bellows out a forewarning of, "last call!" If so you might have a problem! Perhaps you spend you evenings at home pissing your pants in some drunken stupor trying to drown out your sorrows- You might have a problem as well! Maybe you hit rock bottom and landed in a Federal Prison and in your plentiful spare time your chugging some botulism infested booze you've made in some trash bag- You definitely have a problem! And if you one of those idiots risking everything by drinking and driving; kidding yourself you drive better when your buzzed- You have a seriously dangerous problem that needs to be addressed immediately! The Good News is - Gods the master problem solver!