Surviving the Bomb

Don't drink the water. You'll (probably) survive this story if: -You consider locks more of a suggestion than a rule. -You agree the only good hostage is a naked hostage. -You know that flushable toilets are for wusses. -You're down with male cross-dressing, or at least open-minded. -You approve of underage drinking. -Velociraptors don't scare you. Okay, maybe a little. While driving in the countryside, James narrowly avoids being caught in the explosion of an off-target nuclear missile. He tries to take refuge from the coming radioactive fallout in the nearest house, but finds the family inside unwilling to give him shelter or even believe his story. Can James defuse this violent confrontation and convince the family of the peril of their situation? The answer to both is no.