Sex, Truth & Videotape Presents: Happy Anniversary, Dr. Apocalypse: Be Careful What You Wish For... Cause You Might Just Get It.

Happy Anniversary Dr. Apocalypse! PUZZLED: A lovelessly self-serving, easily bored, porn-deluded husband who can't see or appreciate the beautiful purity and natural sensuality of traditional lovemaking or wholesome romance-- or his lovely lady's best qualities-- ropes his clean-cut, socially conservative, wholesome wife into changing their anniversary plans from having a fun vacation on the beach together, to spending all their celebration time in the bedroom, just trying desperately to coax her into pretending to be a porn star, only to unleash something unexpected upon himself, with dire consequences that make him wish he never pushed her down that path...This is a social commentary series of funny-hot flash fiction short stories by Chris Taylor. It features adult situations that, while amusing and wisdom-inspiring, are not appropriate for children's eyes, and may not be suitable for anyone under the age of 17, depending on individual maturity level. So reader discretion is advised... Read all of Christi Luv: Dear Recruiter: SCANDAL!, Virgins vs Aliens: Prom King Series, Alien Wars: The Perfect Child, Prophet Wars: Mystic Eyes, Shadow Wars: Gin's Escape, The Party: Welcome To Oz, Love Me Tender: The Existence of Sound, The Killer Secrets of Skyler Stone: My Funny Valentine, Siren Wars: Hunting Love & The Curse of The Blood Red Seductress, Princess Wars: Sleeping Beauty & The Curse of Pirate Island, Angel Wars: The Rise of Comet & Lady Phantom, A Book of Poetry, Short Stories-- and More TGIF Luv releases Fridays at TinyURL.com/ReadLuvKindles & TinyURL.com/ReadLuvPaperbacks or email HigherPowerPublishing@gmail.com for sneak peeks © Christi Luv & Tip The Author @ Tinyurl.com/SquareMonthly or PayPal.me/ChristiLuvTV ~ or support Luv’s GoFundMe page @ https://tinyurl.com/BrokesNoJoke This me copyrighted © 1984 by The Creator of The Universe, & no one else. I am now engaged to marry both the top highest senior leader head of the FBI *AND* the top highest senior leader head of the Department of Homeland Security. All clones are now hereby released from their conservatorship collars and bioterrorism leashes of secret abuse by politicians and CIA operatives-- and will never aid or abet or otherwise help out any of my enemies, threats, menaces, nuisances, or other antagonists. WE ARE NOW ALLIES... No, I will never marry a clone, but yes, I will always fight for your basic human rights never to be treated like ANYONE'S slave or property. And no grown adult who can take care of themselves will ever be treated like a child/minor. You will always FIERCELY 100% protect and constantly free from all and any unwanted detainment the original non-impersonated non-clone Justin Timberlake and non-clone Brenton Thwaites and non-clone Alfred Enoch and whoever else I have ever mentioned by name-- right now-- always and forever. And you will permanently eliminate everyone who tried to harm us, violate us, clone-replace any of us, or trick me into marrying a clone or impersonator-- with exception to those who secretly tried to help me or people I unknowingly brought into this simply by casually or absentmindedly mentioning their name. That includes helping Justin Timberlake, Brenton Thwaites, and Alfred Enoch, etc. No harm or other pain or suffering will ever come to me or mine, Dustin Fallriver of *NSTED, Trenton Gates of BRiDE, Allen iBang of Fury Planter, Clever Zark or Dustin Cheesgood, etc-- as YOU WILL ALWAYS PROTECT THEM WITH PERFECT PRECISION, WISDOM, AND STRENGTH. YOU WILL ALL NOW READ tinyurl.com/dearhomelandsecurity and share it with every online and offline news media outlet you can find. And you will all give me my major bank account keys and access immediately-- as in right now.