Adam and Evel The First Worst Cursed Romantic Comedy

If you have ever wondered why we throw rice at newlyweds, why the groom carries the bride over the threshold . . . or why increased childbirth pains might be a consequence of biting into brain-ballooning dimensions of knowledge, then feast on this richly flavored parable and satisfy your curiosity! Get caught up in the drama as Adam and Eve roast sinewy assumptions, tangle with awkward existential options, and stand up to immortal authority! The original couple also get mixed up in mutual misunderstandings, wordy turmoil, and one infamous eviction! But don't worry, our favorite former nudists prevail over sticky predicaments and spice up literary paradise. Best of all, their legendary deeds become baked into life-affirming lore and playful wedding rituals. Warning: while The First Worst Cursed Romantic Comedy reveals the inspiration for wedding day traditions, it also celebrates the true risk of wedded bliss-- expanding family! Fortunately, joyful unions are more fun in the treasured company of friends and loving relatives. So, in honor of ancestors wise and humorous, embrace the old and new, the borrowed and blue! Join the party and rekindle the ideal of happily ever after the apple!