Rocket and Groot Stranded on Planet Strip Mall!

Rocket (that's me) and Groot (that's him) have been shipwrecked on a mysterious planet filled with dry cleaners, nail salons, ninety-nine cent stores, ninety-eight cent stores, chain restaurants, killer robots bent on customer service, and way too many raccoon-eating toilets! We are badly injured from a piranha fight and have no ship, no guns, no money, no food, and no water . . . I AM GROOT! Right, pal, all we have is each other . . .