Avoiding Adulthood Irresponsible Advice for Begrudging Grown-Ups (Life Is Hard... So Why Not Cheat?)

"Ridiculously entertaining!" - Christopher Shevlin, Author of Amazon UK's (Humour) #1 bestselling 'Johnathan Fairfax' series

Are you terrible at life?

You're not alone. But the problem isn't you: it's adulthood - with its ridiculous expectations, soul-sucking admin and casual threats of prison.

Yet what if you could get all the perks of being a grown-up without having to throw your inner child under a bus? Well, now you can.

With Avoiding Adulthood, it's now possible to opt-out of life's most nagging problems... for the price of mere dignity.

So join bestselling author Paul Hawkins today and learn how to:

- Do a whole weekly supermarket shop in just five seconds

- Pull a sickie so convincing your employer will beg you not to come in- Become instantly and undeservedly rich (just by moving somewhere terrifying)

Avoiding Adulthood is packed full of anarchic British silliness, impractical advice and a serious plan to become a Somali warlord. It's the perfect gift for that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" in your life (especially if that chaotic and ridiculous "grown-up" is you.)

Life is hard, so why not cheat?