I Hate, I Bake, and I Don't Date! :A Romantic Comedy

"Beck Svensson fired me right before rent was due and in the middle of a rainstorm. But you know what? It's fine -- totally fine. It's freedom! I could do anything! I could start a bakery or farm the mushrooms growing in my soggy apartment carpet. Or I could just show up at the temp office at hate o'clock in the morning for a new assistant job. I hope my new boss will be less of a buzz kill than the last. Except guess who is waiting for me when I show up in the lobby of a swanky office building. That's right, Mr. Grumpy Boss himself. Beck is appalled that I'm back in his life. Again. I can tell he wants to fire me. Again. Except now he has two little surprise sisters bouncing around him and no one to watch them except yours truly. While I strongly dislike kids and actively hate my boss, I'm willing to abandon my principles for a big paycheck and a hefty expense account. But when Beck needs me to pretend to be the love of his life to keep from losing his sisters, I'm not sure a big windfall is going to cut it. After all, I bake, and I don't date. Ever. Besides, I hate Beck. No way am I pretending to be his girlfriend...but I love the little girls. I also love the huge kitchen in Beck's swanky penthouse that I claim as mine when I move in. And I really love running my hands over his washboard abs and that thing he does with his tongue. Wait! No! I hate it, totally absolutely hate it, right? Right?