Why I Killed Myself...

Answer me honestly now... Have you ever sat up late at night and thought to yourself? "I'm in so much trouble, in so many different aspects of My Life. That I'm pretty sure the only way that I could ever solve all these stressing problems... Would be if I Just Killed Myself?!" Trust me, Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been there! Whether you are an overthinker or just a late-night binge drinker. Possibly, you're nothing more than a self-loathing writer, or sadly so, just another overly concussed fighter. Perchance, you work all day coming home beaten and sore. Or perhaps, you spend your time playing the dreadful role of the internet whore... Whatever the reason is You have, that brought you to the edge of this building, looking to Die... I'm really glad you're here! Have a seat. Let me tell you why I jumped...