Unhelpful Advice From a Questionable Life Coach: A Sarcastic Collection of Funny Affirmations and Motivational Speech — The Perfect Gag Gift or Daily Laugh for Adults, Friends, and Coworkers

Why chase your dreams… when you can hit snooze? If traditional self-help books make you feel judged, overwhelmed, or personally attacked, Unhelpful Advice from a Questionable Life Coach is the refreshingly chaotic alternative you’ve been waiting for. This hilariously misguided guide delivers the kind of “wisdom” only a highly unqualified life coach could provide: sarcastic affirmations, anti-motivational quotes, and bite-sized reminders that you’re probably doing fine… or at least fine-ish. Inside, you’ll find page after page of twisted encouragement — from “YOU’RE DOING YOUR BEST. It’s just not working.” to “YOU MATTER. Just significantly less than you hoped.” — paired with simple illustrations that perfectly capture everyday existential exhaustion. Whether you’re burned out, over it, running on caffeine and delusion, or just looking for a book that won’t try to fix you, this sarcastic collection delivers the perfect blend of humor and honesty. A brutally honest, deeply relatable, and comfortingly ridiculous reminder that you are not alone — and that sometimes the best advice… is bad advice. Inside this book, you’ll discover: ✓ Affirmations no one should repeat ✓ Motivational quotes that forgot to motivate ✓ Life advice from someone who peaked in high school ✓ Satirical encouragement for anyone doing their best (barely) ✓ The permission slip you needed to stop pretending you have it all together Perfect for: • People who hate traditional self-help • Overthinkers, burnouts, and recovering perfectionists • Friends who cope with humor • Anyone who needs a laugh disguised as motivation • Gifts for coworkers, best friends, and people having a Day™ ⭐ Early Reviews (Totally Real, Obviously): "I laughed. Then I cried. Then I called my therapist." — Formerly Ambitious "I bought this for a friend. We're not friends anymore." — Greg "This book inspired me to absolutely nothing." — Angie