The Way It Really Happened

After a few millennia, you would think a deity might have lost his touch. Not so with everyone "s favorite god, God. Abandoning His well-known style of using allegorical stories, symbolism, and Hebrew, The Lord breaks down the wall between Himself and His devoted disciples. Even hell-bound atheists will want to hear what the divine one has to say about hot issues such as modern religion, gayness, abortion, and Chinese people. Correcting long-held misconceptions about His role, history, evolution, God insures no one will ever misunderstand where He stands on anything at least not for a couple weeks when crap will return to business-as-usual.