Hate the Game

My official title: Relationship Consultant. A modern-day, one-sided matchmaker. When I approach relationships like a formula, it's simple really. If only I had the same success in my personal life. My gorgeous neighbor turns me into a fumbling mess, and I don't exactly match the leggy, model-types I've seen him with. Despite the fact that we're total opposites, our chemistry is almost hot enough to convince me to give the dating game another shot. (Not to mention, it's totally off-brand to be a relationship skeptic.)What could it hurt to practice what I preach? After all, Theo Hartley would be a fun specimen to practice with. And if things go south--which is my luck--I just have to remember what I tell my clients: don't hate the player...