Medical MECH

If you're reading this, you might be in danger. Factories are being built all across the country by a corporation called Medical Mech. They claim they are making household medical robots, but it's a lie. Don't believe them. They're not here to help. They're here to take over. The robots they produce ... are dangerous. They're scary. Most of the time, they kill people in painful, nasty ways. If you're a kid like me, I recommend learning a musical instrument right away. You may think I'm crazy, but it's the only way to stop them. Something about music affects the robot's psyche, their programming. I found guitars work best.