Kittycat Massacre
The Librarian's assistant has kidnapped a kindergarten class so they can hear a fetid fairytale called Kittycat Massacre, a yucky yarn about a troubled young girl and boy who run away from home and wind up in the house of a deranged woman who tortures and kills cats.
The assistant watches eagerly as the Librarian reads them this nauseating novella of loathsome literature. Oh, how he hopes it is a fable so foul that none can listen without losing their lunch, because the Librarian has also kidnapped their teacher and put her in a guillotine. If just one child can listen without puking, their teacher will be spared. But if every single one vomits, he gets to drop the blade and off comes their teacher's head!
Can you read this book without throwing up? Do you take the challenge?
68 pages, 2 editions
English edition · First published 2021 by J. Manfred Weichsel · ISBN 9798215519783
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2 editions
English
- Kittycat Massacre · J. Manfred Weichsel · 2021 · ISBN 9798215519783 This page
- Kittycat Massacre (Tales to Make You Vomit) · Independently published · 2021 · ISBN 9798712591718
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