Sideways Stories

Disclaimer for those intending to read this book: It is highly recommended that people do a plethora of squats prior to reading any of these stories. They will make you laugh your ass off. In addition to this, it is also strongly advised that those of you planning to embark on this adventure grow a few extra layers of dermal tissue. These stories were not written for the thin-skinned. If you were hoping to read a synopsis of this book, a table of contents is included and will guide you along your way. Otherwise, strap on the catheter, grab your popcorn and prepare yourself for the wildest joyride you've ever been on.