Funny Stories

'A brilliantly funny writer' Sunday Telegraph Swap a bomb for three ice-creams on a train ... bounce on a vampire's bed ... eat a pizza that makes you fearless ... read the secret diary of a dog ... unleash the awesome power of chips ... save ten lives with a paper clip ... surprise your mum with a chainsaw ... use a demolition ball to defeat a bully ... live in a house that gets wiped clean more often than a bottom ... and lots more! *Includes the stories from Give Peas A Chance, Pizza Cake and Snot Chocolate plus a BONUS new story ------------------ PRAISE FOR MORRIS GLEITZMAN 'Readers can't get enough of him.' The Independent 'A virtuoso demonstration of how you can make comedy out of the most unlikely subject' Sunday Times 'He is one of the finest examples of a writer who can make humour stem from the things that really matter in life.' The Guardian