Or Let's Say Nothing

A man about to die, and his ex-girlfriends. The little beautiful smiling blondes who love him. And the ones who don't love him anymore. In the book you'll find what you like, namely fatal attraction, sad breakups, trivial pick-up lines, sex and orgies (just one), rules for first dates, and a murder mystery. And also what you like less, namely moral rules, cycling, unhealthy food, foul language and a hospital visit. This story did not happen a few years earlier in Warsaw, Poland. As you've seen on TV, Poland is a country where bears attack people. But relationships can be just as murderous. But look into it first to see if you like it, because the author wrote and translated it, in fear for his own life. Damn bears.