One Man. One Squirrel. Zero Donuts. - The Totally True-ish Tale of Revenge and One Very Annoying Squirrel
He just wanted a donut. Instead, he declared war. Harold Bloom's life is simple: wake up, survive work, and celebrate every Friday with a donut. But when a devious squirrel begins hijacking his morning routine-and his pastries-it triggers an all-out battle between man and rodent. Armed with bagels, birdseed, and a daughter who's way smarter than him, Harold must reclaim his dignity (and maybe a Boston cream). Packed with absurd humor, heartwarming chaos, and one extremely annoying squirrel, this totally true-ish tale will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe craving a donut. Perfect for fans of offbeat family comedies
58 pages
English edition · First published 2025 by Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp · ISBN 9798294361716
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