Clown in the Woods: A Slasher Novel

Lure horny college students to the woods. Check. Kill them off one by one. Check Become bored after repeating it a thousand times. Check? After killing his last group of campers, this clown’s tired of the same old story. He wants to end his gory killing sprees for good. He wants to die, but there’s one problem. He’s freaking immortal. To pass in peace and be free of the killer clown syndicate, he must find a willing replacement and human sacrifices connected to the new clown-to-be. Watch as he forces a very different group of people in this unique slasher — who’re hardly unsuspecting young campers, but are a ragtag group who knows about the clown, who’re preparing to not only save themselves, but to destroy him. Can a legally blind man, a pregnant ex-stripper, a forty-year-old misfit, and a depressed high schooler with his overprotective sister come together to do the impossible? Especially since one of them is a traitor…