I'm Slowly Falling Apart

I think that we all need to laugh at ourselves. Until recently, I thought I was in great shape, well in relatively good shape, considering I had just turned 65. However, this was all about to change. I was sitting in my car waiting for a friend, when I noticed that my rear which once fit perfectly on the seat now covered the entire surface and then some. "Good heavens! When did my rear become as wide as the bumper on my car?" Panic time! The more I dieted, the more my rear expanded. So I decided to write about what was happening to my various body parts. The result is this book of humorous poems,