Monochrome Murders: Cutest Serial Killers Coloring Book for Adults - Cute Little Psychopaths Having Fun in Adorable and Cozy Scenes for Dark Humor Fans With Trust Issues

Finally! Stress Relief That Won't Get You Arrested Tired of wanting to strangle your coworkers? Channel that dark energy into something productive! This twisted coloring book lets you murder your stress instead of your sanity. Meet the world's most adorable psychopaths!

What's lurking inside: ✓ 40 hilariously dark designs ✓ 8.5" x 8.5" format (perfect for hiding behind a newspaper) ✓ Premium paper (because bleed-through is the only bleeding we don't want) ✓ Perfectly portable for office bathroom breaks ✓ Therapy costs $200 an hour. This costs $9.99 ✓ Only one color is needed, just grab a black marker or pen or go with the color of your choice ✓ Just color the marked space, it's that easy Finally, a coloring book that gets your dark side. Tired of puppies and rainbows? Ready for something that makes you snort-laugh on the subway? Welcome to Monochrome Murders, where murder meets meditation, and therapy costs way less than $200/hour. What happens when you cross Hello Kitty with Hannibal Lecter? These 40 hand-drawn masterpieces will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about "relaxing activities." Your therapy, your rules. Perfect for: ✓ People who find regular coloring books "too lame and sunshiny" ✓ Anyone whose idea of stress relief involves fictional violence ✓ Horror fans who also own houseplants ✓ That friend who laughs at inappropriate times (you know the one) ✓ Anyone who's ever wanted to color outside the lines... of sanity "I bought this as a joke. Three hours later, I was still coloring and my family was genuinely concerned. 10/10 would recommend to fellow weirdos." Fair warning: Side effects may include uncontrollable smirking, the urge to show everyone your “art”, and the realization that you might be more twisted than you thought. Ready to murder some stress? These adorable killers are dying to meet you...literally. Order now and get the most deliciously disturbing therapy book on Amazon!