The Gladiator Journalist and Other Murderous Flora

Making bills and earnin' like a baller with l33tskillz4va's crypto fast cash is not what happens in this book! But there are killer trees and bloody arena battles. What more could you want? Except sex. That happens too. It also resolves plot points like certain characters stuck in a painting and what Petra's mom doin' at that volcano, yo! I mean I guess there's stuff like personal character growth and human connection and all that warm, squishy stuff. But did I mention sex that happens in this book, and magic, swords, battle axes, battles, and plenty limbs being chopped off? Oh yeah, it's all in the third Misfits of Carnt!