Jody's Little Green Book

This book is like if a girl was a poet. Like if poetry wasn’t poetry. Like if poetry was stupid. Like if a stupid idiot was also dumb. Like if a dumb person was a girl. Like if a girl needed her behaviors corrected. Like if a book could correct your behaviors. You need your behaviors corrected so you should get this book. You want this book so bad. Please buy this book with your money. I need your money so I can spend more time neglecting my family.

This book is a collection of thoughts I've had over the last year.